Conversations

337 dialog files, plus 1 script-driven z-dialog handlers. "global" = also reachable from a module-level event script (rest, level-up, etc.) or a tag-based item activator. "teleport" = at least one entry/reply runs an action script that calls JumpToLocation/JumpToObject. "z-dialog" = HoMERs script-driven dialog (see zdlg_include_i.nss); entry/reply text is generated by NWScript at runtime so isn't rendered here.

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! Die!m2q2batrlchf1000
"G'day mate, Homer has told me to hang up me hammer while he…smithisland1000
**As you gaze upon the serene deer your mind settles and you…deer_conv1000
**sniff - sniff** Akulatraxas smells blood and... something …m3q04c03akul315510
**The dog stares watchfully over the children.**dog_watch1000
*Burp*jellyy1200
*The chest sits there waiting for you to open it*ms_pc_convo2200
, how may I servcice you M'?barmaind11120
, how may I servcice you M'?barmaind21110
Advance time?kpb_timetool1300
Ah help us there going to boil us!captivech1000
Aha another work hand! You here to wash dishes eh?cooklaketown2310
Aha I wondered when I would be seeing you . It is good that …legothiener3410
AHA!! Big Fun has arrived, welcome them to GOBLIN TOWN!gobking1000
Ahem, I'm on duty. Go poke some other dwarf why don't ya.dwarfguard10190
Ahh you have come seeking some clues on cheesy roleplaying h…quests8900
Ahh! Don't eat me please!m2q2bpris163400
AHH! Grease Fire! Don't worry your order will be ready, hope…tilo_convo11000
An assasin of Sauron must be well equiped. Would you care to…ajdla1220
And what do you want, i've been stuck on the rock for days.lagnar_merchant1200
Are you willing to battle Mordor with your last breath?store0101200
Are you willing to battle the forces of Mordor?store0081200
Bah! Get your own Ale! This is mine!drunkdwarves1030
Be gone fool you have no place before me!neutraltele2505teleport
Be greeted! My name is Celeborn, Lord of Lothlórien and husb…celeborn1000
Be wary stranger, the graves upon yonder hill have stirred w…ranggrave1000
Be wary, through the glade ahead lays Midgewater swamp. A fo…rangermidge1000
Betrayal! The tainted essence of a dead dragon! Now you will…m3q04h07klau5610010
Booooring. I hate guard duty.m3q2orcpatrol6000
Burn you they will! Hee hee.m3q04g_firemaker1000
By coming to me, , you declare yourself a servant of Darknes…eviltele113612teleport
By seeking my guidance, , you stand with the Free Peoples — …goodtele114613teleport
Choose an action.shackle13120
Come to grab some battle gear no doubt haven't you?carnsmith1220
Current bet is gold pieces.smach_conv2600
Der Spiegel zeigt: "DINGE, DIE WAREN, DINGE DIE SIND und DIN…spiegel11000
Die, mammal scum!m3q4h_yuanti1010
Die, puny intruder!m3_hillgiant1000
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DMFI Rod of Affliction: What type of effect do you want?dmfi_universal116111210global
dmwanddmwand11000
Do you know DEATH when you see it? NO living man may hinder …witch1000
Do you want to delete this character?j_deleteme2400
Do you want to enter the CTF Arena?ctf_in_conv1203teleport
Do you want to enter the King of the Hill Arena?koh_in_conv1203teleport
Do you want to leave the King of the Hill Arena?koh_out_conv1202teleport
ds_choiceds_choice11200
East: Neverwinter Wood. West: Port Llastm2_2aeastsign1000
Eh? whats that? You want to see wants down crazy Maggies pants?maggie1210
Eh?? Whats that?? Speak up my hearing ain't so good. Why ya …b_oldwoman_con15710
Essa sythider cansticyle, vassa! Vassa! Vassa!m2q2aliz325700
Fear me live one... I no longer fear anything.forgotten_sold1000
Fool! You forget to bow before Thuringwethil!thuringwethil1110
FOOLS! Nothing can stop me from my hunger for the well! You …asagother1000
Forgive me but I can stand for only a short time. The Sons o…m3q04a03uthw91500
Fresh Fruits! General Supplies. You name it we have it! Come…goods11000
G'day adventure, Before you enter the King of the Hill Arena…kohadjuster1300
Ge Mister I got no time to speak, got to keep this shop runn…lacky1010
Get off to bed now. It's not safe out here at night.guard_convo21000
Go a'bout your businees, or you'll find the business end o' …tharbadguard10210
Go in Saurman expects you.doorman1000
Good , M' it is a pleasure to see one such as yourself come …ralia2410
Good day! I am the Global Economy Stone. Which values would …kpb_wand92100
Good Day. Do you want to change the visual fx of your weapon?weaponfx21020
Good Gravy! This place isn't deserted at all!andrick1211teleport
Good morrow , how may I be of assistance?newrivvault4310
Good Morrow kind , let me tell you a tale of the times, trou…mistgood4510
Good Morrow to you . Have you brought the writ from Lord El…rivvault4500
Good Morrow, Tis a pleasure to meet you M'. I am a craftsman…rivweap1220
Got to get my crops harvested before the heat destoys them.breafarmer1000
Graggghn... Destroooy life...unnamedhorror2300
Greeting here.tr_trainer31240
Greetings , would you care to play a game of Blackjack? Its …df_conv_gh_black3500
Greetings . How may I help you.greendragon2274010
Greetings adventurer, you need supplies to help you in your …store0613330
Greetings again . Say perhaps we should talk, you and I.elrondconv131720
Greetings friend, I am Laxus, the captian of this boat. Tell…laxus_talk4611teleport
Greetings my . What can I do for you?bellnius_smith4126020
Greetings my . What can I do for you?kimli_forge3925110
Greetings there good , pleasant seeing you around here. If y…lonemerch1220
Greetings, traveler. I am the Keeper of Records for this rea…meritconv2820
Greetins there , a pleasure to have ya at Lake Town. What ca…plump2210
Greetins there , a pleasure to have ya at the Prancing Pony.…barliman4710
Gullible fool! See how easily you were tricked? You could no…m3q04g13yuan101700
Ha! More MEAT for the troops! And more entertainment for the…rugoz1000
Ha! The Hall is a fractal. Don't stare at the floor too long.mw_mckenna_l2100
Ha. The river does not need to remember flowing, . You have …mw_watts_m102010
HAAAAAH! I knew I would get a customer one of these days!moody3610
Hah! More fuel to be boiled for my soup! Sharkey will be so …grudok1000
Hail warrior! Have you had a chance to kill that wretched be…lakebear7800
Hallo! Mein Name ist Galadriel, Herrscherin von Lothlorien! …galadriel1000
Have you brought us food M'? We all grow so weak.hungrypeas46230
Have you fed the refugees as you had agreed?clericq71010
Have you found all the Ingredients for the Curative potion?glorfind111320
Have you made a decision about joining the War of the Ring?factaduster4722teleport
Have you spoken with the Roleplaying NPC?lagmonster7801teleport
Have your returned triumphant?theoden151920
Hee hee!m2q02b06trol2000
Hell to you again friend. Do you wish to go back to Mithlond?laxus_talk21211teleport
Hello & Welcome to Homer's Lord of the Rings. This is a full…wecome51001teleport
Hello , would you like to collect your gear and gold?pcdeathbag_conv1200
Hello , Would you like to collect your gear?pccorpse_conv1200
Hello .emotewand1399241global teleport
Hello again, . Any word on my Son and the shipment fo Ale?b_miller_convo191310
Hello again, dear. The Hall is one big cosmic giggle. Notice…mw_watts_l2100
Hello and Welcome to Homer's Lord of the Rings v3. Check out…homerhello1000
Hello Can I help younpc_banker_242300
Hello to you. I am here to provide equipment for the Defende…rangermerch1200
Hello traveler.gwath_quest91010
Hello what can I do for you?_pc_builder_v155820
Hello! Care to try your Fortune on the Wheel?brc_wheeler71000
Hello! How can I help you?test_healconv_sc1200
Hello, Is there something I can do for you?npc_banker297930
Hello, stranger.p000c000ct_plotg8410
Hello, welcome to the bank!bankconvo3310
Hello. What will ye be doing here?greendragon3131710
Help! Attack! What? Who? Er... oh... um... you don't look li…m2q2ajax26212400
Here lies the brave and noble frontiersman Alloch, who scoff…m2q2ashrine2100
Hey bro, Need a sack of some killer?wellmartshop1010
Hey dere, what joo want huh?garbagconv3520
Hey listen, I am out of alcohol, but I can hook you up with …bar1200
Hey there , good ta see ya again. You want a lift to Kallris…andrick261212teleport
Hey there , good to see some business come my way. Being the…lastinbart1210
Hey there , what can this ol' dwarf do fer ya?forge_item_mid4419510
Hey there . Ya here for the special supplies?nara_convo22510
Hey there stranger somethin' I can get ya?brandywine11110
Hey there welcome to Tharbad, You'll need some supplies im s…tharbadgen1230
Hey you get my ring back yet?ferny_convo291510
Hey you! C'mer a second, I have some business for ya.ferny_convo11000
Hey, you there! Pull this lever here beside the door and get…m3q04g08woga263800
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Hold, prisoner. The you carry bears unlawful enchantment — …forge_warden112292teleport
Hullo and welcome to Erebor. It has been some time since we …gloingreet4520
Hurrah we are victorious! No orc shall rule over Rohan while…erktalk14500
Hurrah we have one the day. Welcome Mortal, your virtue is s…avanger101100
I am here to tell you about the updates and guidelines of th…intros91110
I am the keeper of Saruman's Vault. You wish to look?saurmerch1220
I bid you warm welcome to the Vale of Rivendell.elvenrange3510
I remember you. You are the one who brought me the head of K…m3q04f02gorg415010
I shall chant of deeds unsung by good and tales of the land,…minstevil3410
I told you to be gone! You are not the one in the prophesy.mystics121220
I welcome you to Lord of the Rings. I have many things to di…guidetalkinto224110
I welcome you. I know what your thinking, it's gloomy in her…ronus_craft_book2910
Impertinent slave!m2q2ce_liz11000
INTRUDERS!! You have made an awful mistake. Looks like Ruzog…tirg_convo11000
It is already occupied.sei_move2300
Just came from The Lonely Mountain I did. Ya wanna see some …warfmerch1210
Laugh and be merry! I am Goldberry, daughter of the River.goldberry1000
Love me?dryadsnare5510
Lovely aint it.lakecommoner1040
Me eat your eyes!m2q2bcboss1000
More of Gend's puppies! 100 gold for each head ye bring me!m3_cultpatrol15000
No puny will enter here!m3_firegiant1000
North: Green Griffon Inn and Luskan. Southwest: Port Llast. …m2q2_signtalk4300
North: North Road and Green Griffon Inn. South: East Road, N…m2_2anorthsign1000
North: North Road, Green Griffon Inn, Luskan, and Port Llast…m2q2_signtalk21000
Oh, you be back. What you want?m2q2arevat7710600
Perhaps I underestimate Theoden. We shall be cautious and bi…saurman1020
Posts: Page: ofbbs_menu11510
Psst.... Looking for some special merchandise? Got a lock yo…nara_convo11000
Qarth suclasa turth?m2q2cc_golemspk111502teleport
Qarth suclasa turth?m2q2cd_golemspk91201teleport
Relic Master you have returned! The Circle Seeks your balanc…relicmaster2211teleport
Rend your flesh and suck the marrow from your bones, will I!m2q2trollsham1000
Sauron does not care if you kill near or afar so long as the…adas1220
Select a catagory of appearances.sd_appear_conv3436520
Sorry, but you can't have more than 5 Strongboxes.npc_bankmanager222810
South: South Road and Charwood. North: Port Llast, North Roa…m2_2asouthsign1000
Speak Quick Or Be Pwned!bobdadog1000
Stand tall in the Hall. The pedestal is just stone. The work…mw_jocko_l2100
Subrace Wand: What would you like to do...?_subr_dm_conv71610global
Sup?xpbank41010
Tag your it!tag_game1020
Thank the heavens you've come! Please speak with me a moment.scribe_perc1000
Thank you for finding him, I need to be alone.kashanquest6600
Thank you for freeing me from this prison. I fear the giants…m3q04d15pris112000
Thank you for healing the warriors of my tribe. The Sons of …m3q04a03uths172700
Thank you for saving me from that butcher. He wanted to chop…m3q04d14pris102000
Thank you so much for helping us out. I was afraid we'd neve…m2q2aarche254500
That fool dwarf won't have it back! You will die just like t…gloisonscoat1020
The Contest of Champios draws near. Would you like a parchme…contestparch1200
The enemy has arrived! Close the gates!m4q4g06_giant1000
The Hall is the temenos. Here the figures gather. Walk slowly.mw_jung_l2100
The Lidless Eye is ever watchful. Be sure to fullfill his will!tilith1220
The living are not welcome, but I have been told to asist yo…dunharrow_shop1210
The marble is cold. The mind is warm. Walk a while, citizen.mw_aurelius_l2100
The time has come for all of Middle Earth to Quake beneath t…adunaphel11000
The voices of seven sages hum through the ring. You sense th…mw_mixtape_use2220global
The Witch King bids you greeting .mashanoconv2120
The Witch King has been generous of late. Would you care to …carnsorcq1220
There is a sign on the door saying that the chamber is the p…m3q4b_doortalk1000
This ally awaits your command. Which target shall it strike?ds_attack17400
This is a Dye Kit, it will modify the colors of the armor/cl…dye_dyekit2017210global
This portal will return you to the surface.m2portal1200
To Fort Ilkard.m3allsigns14000
Travel to the Well of Eru?orchordeeruport1200
Two seals have been passed. I shall guard the third with my …m2q2ce_golemspk1000
Vassa intruders! Vassa!m2q2ce_liz21000
We welcome you , My Lord Alamar bids you welcome. He is away…alatartapp1210
Welcome to the Green Dragon Inn. How may I server you?greendragon15610
Welcome , What would you like to get improved?appearance_guy31820
Welcome again, , have you found a tiger or two?saldsrequest5810
Welcome Homerifterswife1000
Welcome Servant of the Dark... Looking for items under the t…store0491210
Welcome to Bree. Looking for a place to rest from the road, …bree_welcome1030
Welcome to Homer's LOTR, would you like to adjust your align…_delete21110
Welcome to Lake Town. Watch you purse here. Been having a ra…lakeguard1080
Welcome to Lord of the Rings, . We welcome you gladly to thi…rengerintro2200
Welcome to Minas Tirith, capital city of Gondor. If you are …gondorguard1200
Welcome to my shop. I have your basic low level gear for sal…tournamentmercha1010
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?bdm_merch_conv1310
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?dolguldurforge1210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?homelessstore0011210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?homelessstore0021210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0021210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0041210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0071200
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Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0111200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0121200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0131200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0141200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0151200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0161200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0171200
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Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0211200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0221200
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Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0241200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0251200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0261200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0271200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0281200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0291200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0301200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0311200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0321200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0331200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0341200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0351200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0361200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0371200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0381210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0391220
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0401200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0411210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0421200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0431200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0441200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0451210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0461210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0471210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0481200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0501210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0511210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0521210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0551210
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0561200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0571200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0601200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0621200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0631200
Welcome to my shop. Would you like to see my wares?store0651210
Welcome to my tower, what brings you here today? Ah, would y…radagastshops1200
Welcome to Rivendell Master The . We hope that you will enj…newelrondconv1100
Welcome to the bank, . I am the Investment Broker. How may I…kpb_broker225110
Welcome to the bank. How may I assist you, ?kpb_banker185220
Welcome to the First Bank of Middle Earth. Would you see wha…store0531200
Welcome to the great gallery of tales. You walk among the ma…mw_campbell_l2100
Welcome to the Hall. I am Akira, the Don. I curated this mix…mw_akira5910
Welcome to the RoR house... What can I get you?store0011200
Welcome to Well-Mart. We are closed today. Check out the new…store0581200
Welcome to Well-Mart.Would you like to see what we have on s…store0591200
Welcome, friend. Stand up straight. The pedestal holds my li…mw_peterson_l2100
Well met, . Tis a dangerous road you shall soon travel. woul…lorienmerhc1210
Well met, traveller. The road south runs into shadow, and da…aragorn_potd4620
Well, lookie what we have here. You've been a bad little no…jailor1111teleport
West: Port Llast. East: East Road and Neverwinter Wood.m2_2awestsign1000
What are you doing outside wandering about? It's dangerous o…b_guard_convo12150
What are you doing there, man your post. I want these defens…tirg_convo1000
What do you want fool?orcgeneral_conv1120
What do you want? Ah, my apologies . I'm in a foul temper to…m2q2alent468600
What interests you in this realm of the dead?store0541200
What is it? Speak plainly.mw_peterson_h4710
What sort of effect would you like?fxwand116300
What would you like your alignment adjusted toward?align_adjust1500
Whatchu wants to sees?store0031200
Who Goes there in the Land of Rohan be you friend of foe?rohanguard22290
Why have you come here to mock us with your life? Do you not…undeadking1110
Wipe that look off your face, I know what your thinking.lowyns3510
Would you gaze upon the greatness that is Ithilien?store0061200
Would you give your last breath to stop the forces of darkness?store0051200
Would you like to play a game of Poker?df_conv_gh_poker61100
Would you like to play Roulette?roulette142400
Would you like to post a message on a bulletin board?bbs_scribe4720
Would you like to redo your last level?redolevel1210
Would you like to teleport back to the Well of Eru for an EX…devinering1211global teleport
Would you like to Travel to the Well of Eru?galadhrimhouse1201teleport
Would you like to Travel to the Well of Eru?houseror1200
Would you like to Travel to the Well of Eru?nazgulconvo1211teleport
Xang is a wanker.xangisawanker1000
Yeg. More guts 'n stuff for the stew!m3q4_d14_cook1010
Yes master?hench_demon2220
Yes?mw_aurelius_h4710
Yes?mw_campbell_h4810
Yes?mw_jocko_h4710
Yes?mw_jung_h4710
Yes?mw_mckenna_h4810
Yes?mw_watts_h4810
You already showed up. Test over. GOOD.mw_jocko_m102010
You are not strong enough to budge this lever.m3q04d06_lever1000
You are not welcome here. This valley has a way of keeping o…elraniel3211teleport
You can not use your craft skills at this time.x0_skill_ctrap158000
You dare disturb us!m2q2ce_liz31000
You DARE interrupt the sacred ritual of the Klazmodan Clan! …kelegost1000
You die!m3_orcboss1000
You have already heard the call and answered it, . Your blis…mw_campbell_m102010
You have already looked into the mirror without flinching, .…mw_jung_m102010
You have already sorted yourself out, . You carry the right …mw_peterson_m102010
You have defeated Azagoth!gondorscribe121300
You here for the real gear eh?carnsmith11220
You here to be tried for treason right?dwarvtrial3320
You know... curiosity killed the cat.alatar5810
You look like a capable adventurer... Care to help out an ol…loneleydwarf3400
You open the Bestiary of Middle-earth. Its pages record ever…bst_book21510global
You remember what is in your power, and you act on it, . Mem…mw_aurelius_m102010
You shall kneel before me, cur.mistressconv2100
You shall not stand alone brave heros! Erkenbrand is with you!erktalk1000
You should be hostile to me!fallen_soldior1010
You will freeze to ice as all the rest! My power reigns eter…icybitch1000
You're already running the new software, . Your operating sy…mw_mckenna_m102010
You're back, huh? You certainly took your sweet time. Well?m2q2ajanis418000
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